Seriously, haven't marketers figured out that the only deciding factors in buying TP are 1) how many ply you can afford and 2) how cute is the picture on the package?

I think this might be my favorite comment of the week.

Simple explanation: Self-respect and a low-tolerance for alcohol.

LSD for me. If I'm ever at the point of complete physical incapacitation, I'll just read and trip my head off until it's my time.

While I'm sure I endorse the message of this book, this really isn't much of a review - it's feminism by-the-numbers. I suppose I shouldn't expect much from a pop culture website, but the reviewer could at least discuss the author's background and credentials to take on this topic. Just a little constructive…

Yeah, I think Rabin might want to add an "Abomination" category for stuff like this.

I'll admit, I liked Fallon when he took over Late Night. I thought it was great that he was playing to his strengths and trying to be different. A lot of that stuff was funny and inventive. But the Tonight Show is just so BLAND and TIRED. Fallon may have the big chair, but he must know inside that he doesn't have the…

Much like your Rupan Sansei (excellent choice, btw), I'd like to think I bear a passing resemblance to Sharmila Tagore, the 1960s bollywood bombshell I chose as my avatar. I certainly aspire to this hair!

Except my man Mike! The coolest Monkee.

Man, I want this, but $200 is kind of a lot for any series…

I think this applies to lots of handsome actors of seemingly limited range. The first that comes to mind is Rob Lowe. Who knew Rob Lowe could be so funny in a character role on Parks & Recreation? Nothing in his career up to that point would suggest it, except for his other character part in Austin Powers. I hope a…

If there isn't already, there needs to be a tumblr of eating Stephen Colbert gifs - starting with the infamous banana on the Daily Show, (my favorite) the eating tater tots and crying bit on Colbert, and the Oreo bit from last night.

Agree with everything except being his own announcer. It seems like a lot of work (even though I suppose it's part of the joke that he's such a narcissist). I think it would be great if he found an announcer that could match his level of gravitas - Bill Kurtis or someone like that would be delightfully weird.

This is about the last place I'd ever expect to comment, given that I'm way outside the demographic of both gaming and Jimmy Kimmel, but I had some thoughts:

The Stone Roses - self-titled debut

Yes, because he IS the living end <3 <3 <3

Oh I pity you! That song is the WORST!

I love John Oliver and I hope this is good, but didn't John Hodgman already do two or three books of made up facts like this?

Yeah, if we have to have things like this, I'm glad this is a thing.

I guess it doesn't surprise me she'd be a diva - a talented diva, though.