Alright I’m sorry - but I have to weigh in on one tiny thing...I’ll give it to you about Numbers and Pages, but Keynote?

I’m not crazy...The Dark Knight was just available on Netflix this past summer/late summer for like 6 weeks yeah?

Indubitably.

And that’s part of their strategy - bingo! By they, I mean these cranky old conservative baby boomers who have a firm grip on the country. Maybe it wasn’t deliberate in a total sense, but their approach across the ages has always been to keep poor people poor and rich people rich. How were they gonna keep the…

I feel like I agree with you here on the surface, but I really do feel like it’s a bit of everything here, and Obama is sticking to his schtick as it were.

You couldn’t of said this better and nailed these baby boomer/late gen-x faux publicans!

So...Obama took what was out there, and made it palatable and it passed in Congress, and the rethugs still couldn’t get it repealed?

As an addendum to this - why don’t these youngins run for office like Ocasio-Cortez? If you think that they candidates the Dems are putting up are imperfect, THEN RUN. ENCOURAGE OTHERS WHO MIGHT THINK LIKE YOU RUN.

And more or less, scandal free!!!

I want to take Libby aside and ask her - how about those gay marriage rights? and obamacare? laughing at ted cruz after he led the country into a government shutdown that backfired on the R’s spectacularly? 

You couldn’t have phrased this better. Splinter is the only place I am out of the grey’s since Gawker’s demise, but the past few months I haven’t even bothered here and have spent my commenting time trying to get ungreyed at io9 and The Slot, because wtf is Splinter turning into besides a bad hot take machine?

Here’s a different hot take Libby -

That would be a much better joke than my original joke!!

Cult-45? How have I not heard this phrase yet? Brilliant. 

One of my favorite jokes from French class in high school/college:

Here’s a profanity ladened sentence:

Three words: Bond, James Bond.

It’s gone full-blown into kids story.

They are timon and pumba - could you think of a better timon (eichner) and pumba (rogen)?

This just happened for the trailer for A Star is Born!