“Miss Peregrine’s Segregated School For Special Snowflakes”

Well that takes ”Monster in Paris” out of my Netflix queue. Dammit.

I imagine his beatification will look something like this

Dear Sir: Drop Dead.

still waiting to find out who was phone

I know right? They look like little Ferraris.

believe it or not I found this pic from clickbait ad about erectile dysfunction. The internet is an awesome and wonderous place.

I predict that banks will find the excuse to make the $50 the default for the ATM machines instead of the $20. They’ll call it inflation, an upgrade, whatever, but all of a sudden it won’t be the bill everyone gets from the machines. Or they’ll reset it to the $10 because Hamilton is so darned popular or some shit.

I forgave this movie a lot of bad history when Sophie showed up, a fabulously blond and plus sized cousin to the duchess and voiced by Bernadette Peters and while the character was certainly comedic, she wasn’t being laughed at with weight jokes like damn near every other animated film has done since forever.

I feel sorry for Laura Keene, her big farewell performance and some dickwad has to go and ruin her night.

I love this interview, this show constantly surprises me what people can just come up with in no time flat.

I think Gay Talese has now written the perfect epitaph for his literary career

it’s not just a good idea for you to take your leave time, it’s good for the companies that you do as well. But not for why you think.

Bill needs some help from Clippy, I think

I’ve had chewable coffee for years. It’s called “whoops the filter failed and spilled grounds into my cup”

yep, but since I also write* I tend not to share them so I don’t get hit with the stick of “you’re just jealous of her success”

oh yeah, I remember when a current super popular urban fantasy writer was in high school and told everyone that Disney was making a film of Donkey Skin and that she was on the short list to voice the main character. Glad she channeled her pathological lying into a paying career of some sort.