btw that pic at the top is one of my faves from the last decade, so awesome. And I remember when Fox called it the “terrorist fistbump” because of course they did.

My dad used to bitch about not being allowed to park closer in the blue zone spots all the time, till my mom said “no one’s saying you can’t park there, it’s saying why aren’t you more grateful you don’t HAVE to park there?” That shut him up pretty good, actually :-D

I remember when John Byrne first took over drawing and scripting Superman and he did his Byrnesque changes and fans tore their hair out and wore sackcloth capes and cried “oh Rao how could this get any worse?”

if Cruz is not the Zodiac Killler he’s at least the Cancer of the party

He done already done had his!

that or the old Fat Fong dirty fortune cookies. like, “foreign virgin didn’t come across.”

yeah but I wear my fetish fishing gear so it’s all good :-D

lol, I’m doing ad copywriting right now so if there’s a typo on the page I don’t see it, it sees me first and slaps me with a dead flounder. So yeah, I’m no fun :-D

I’d love this more if ‘thee’ wasn’t misspelled :-( so close...

yep

and knowing is half the battle

why not Warren/Sanders?

for reference

looks a lot like the uniforms of the bar staff at the Tilted Kilt, which is like Hooters but, you know, they can’t wear pants either.

If I remember correctly, Reagan never once mentioned the word AIDS in any speech during his entire 8 years in office

wow, Littleton must eat SO MUCH SPIT.

I don’t hate her because she’s transgender. I hate her despite her being transgender.