Beyond being thrilled about not to be swept, I was really glad to deny the Warriors their coveted “perfect” playoffs. It’s amazing how a couple years ago, they seemed like such plucky, lovable guys and now they come off as arrogant villains in every interview. Seriously, Green is just a dick, Curry’s an…

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Your math is suspect. 10% of all take out slides lead to injury. Okay, lets say their is just one of those a game. MLB plays 2,430 games a year, 10% of that is 243. You are telling me 243 guys a year get hurt with a take out slide a year, x 100 plus years of baseball, you are talking about 24,300 baseball players…

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

Perfect, that’s just what this joke was missing!

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Boogie’s new team lost by 30 last night. Kings won going away and looked good all game.

Yes, because when I look at trading All-Star players in a major swap that changes the landscape of the NBA, first thing I think about are the outlet passes.

Here is my (probably cockamamie) theory:

I’ve long advocated (among friends, at least) that keeping a bit of adderall or even street meth in their emergency first aid kits is essential, and could one day save someone’s life. The drugs cut through fatigue, which itself is a very common cause of injury. Look at how many ski resort injuries happen at 3:30 and…

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

The best part of Trump winning...the very best part...is the unbelievable wave of butthurt pouring out of the liberal internet snowflakes that can’t fathom the fact that somebody they dislike had the audacity to win. I’m still kayaking on the tidal wave of liberal tears. So delicious.

Quit being so dramatic. Your life won’t be different in 4 years except that you’ll probably still be employed doing a job that sounds more like fun than actual work to most people writing for a blog that will manufacture enough controversy to stay afloat. Liberals always have grand predictions for the future and…

Holy shit you’re racist. If you replaced every time you said something about white people with black people, you wouldn’t have a job anymore. You’ve created this shit storm and I’m pretty sure a large reason it happened is because black people didn’t see a black face and didn’t turn out to vote. You shall now reap…

You forgot #1: No one will talk about love being the only solution.

Do you seriously think you can just throw those stats out there and have them be meaningful? Rodgers is the only QB of the ones you listed to play his entire career in the era of no pass defense allowed. Even Brady won his first 3 SBs before that era began. Bradshaw played when QBs could basically be assassinated.