between this scene and the unfortunate UNDOING scenes last week, my concept of what to expect when I finally get put on trial for something awful is going to be really scary.

you’ve lived in a windowless, empty room underground for 50 years, I take it?

I’ve been a naughty lad, aven’t i? 

i dunno about censorship, but, uh, kinda like getting mad at the supermarket for not selling McDonalds. Yes, its food. You eat both. But one doesn’t have to be in the other.

you come off as nothing like an idiot, but rather a classy, awesome family member who is accepting and loving of your relative and not judging them for anything that many others feel the right to do (often to complete strangers). I applaud you for asking this and commend you for doing a little work to make the world a…

That’s Detective Swarthy to you

wait until you hear them say “neither guilt nor grief” 36 times

are you Noma’s agent?

i loved the cops on the bridge half-heartedly looking at her running towards them saying “no ma’am you can’t go out there-” and just kind of watching as she jogs past about a dozen of them.

these may have been the WORST 2 lawyers in the history of courtrooms, I couldn’t stop laughing at ANYTHING tthey both said to the point where my wife had to pause the show and order me to “get it together” so we could watch them laughingly ruin the last 30 mins of a 7 hr series.

i want to see a big budget reboot of CLASS OF 84

oh yeah i’ve been waiting for this one for like 20 years

you take what you can get alright

i have a family of dozen raccoons that has lived under my house for several years.. They hang with my cats. Seriously. They are so tame they stand next to me and take food from my hand. Once you get to know them, they’re quite funny and cute. Just be cautious- 10-yr old aj lost the tip of a finger to one.

After Jason Concepcion shared a close-up of the Rudy Shoelianis...

this sounds rational, intelligent and kind.

you socialist monster

i enjoyed BOSS

i wonder if this water glycerin residue stuff does anything bad when you inhale it into your respiratory system, the things that help our lungs “breathe” properly?

also he’s a doll and a puppet on a show about space aliens and laser guns for small children so the uproar is particularly...interesting