ooooh, I’ve got it now:
Alice Cooper

“allegedly had COVID”

debtors prison in 1820?

this is what I’ve been saying, to a bunch of eyebrow-raised non-believers, who give me the polite condescending nod while saying “you really think so?” and smirking at me.

well he DID win the Nickelodean Kids Pick the President race, but that thing is a bastion of libkids manipulating the vote counts

Narrator: “Sadly...it was real life. Or as the tik-toks call it, IRL.”

if its any consolation, no, she’s not.

oh ok for a moment I thought she had some kind of crazy explanation for this but yeah, obviously, they’re assigned to S. America or Africa by their supervisor angel and after they do a weeklong shift they normally can go home, but because of temporary emergency measures undertaken by DJT and/or Heaven, they’ve been…

check that:

its a very fine line of criminal justice reform dilemma. On one hand we promote reducing prison, rehab vs. punishment, second chances, etc. Then on the other there’s “how do we hold someone accountable” when we’re saying they should be forgiven or given chances? It can get very murky when debating people who do things…

hot take

one of the new housewives of the deep south

Alex I was coming here to make sure someone had put HOUSE OF LEAVES up.

how is it compared to...say...MASSACRE ON AISLE 12, though?

yeah, my 5 yr old is sometimes a Little freaked out by things like, you know, decapitated hanging corpses on the neighbors lawn. But, Halloween, right?

we were wondering that too! And how long was he really in that house with them on lockdown? It looked like days--to-weeks!

I just watched THE COMEDY the other night, and man, was it trying. I appreciated the effort, but talk about an unlikable bunch of characters playing an unlikable story out with no one to root for. Sheesh.

i hate to say it, I’m a blood-red bleeding heart liberal, but the dude in the car ACTUALLY WAS CHARGED WITH GUN POSSESSION. Which kind of makes the “allegedly had a gun in the car” part seem like, you know, a valid concern which was correctly identified and intervened on? Like, I get it, it probably had to do with two…

an, the old verb “to Bing”, which has entered the popular lexicon of everyday language. Remember when Bing was just a noun?

If Joe Biden is seriously going to start packing the court, The Honorable Judge Ice Cube would be an...interesting start.