Here ye! My theory that I think is airtight. And I want everyone to remember that I’m the one who said it!

Here ye! My theory that I think is airtight. And I want everyone to remember that I’m the one who said it!

I fucking love Chipotle

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LMGTFY

Kinja + this comment thread = I am never coming to AV Club again. This is the stupidest shit I have ever seen this site stoop to, and the fact that I can’t even properly navigate the comments seals the deal. Smell ya later!

You’d never know you all have “been enjoying it a lot lately” based on those abysmal reviews and grades your resident critic has stamped on each ep!

I disagree with almost every review you’ve posted of this show. And I’m not a Fincher lapdog - Gone Girl was laughably awful, and House of Cards sterile. Mindhunter was engrossing, suspenseful, well acted, beautifully shot, and I found this final episode to be a fantastic capper. Honestly don’t understand what you’ve…

Man, I haven’t said anything because I didn’t want to rank among the whiny masses... but this whole Kinja thing SUCKS! It’s ruined this site. Ruined. There, I said it.

Wow I didn’t think a paid AV Club reviewer would get this so wrong, but the instigating sliding doors / alternate reality moment isn’t due to a “ma’am.” It’s because in one reality the businessman barfs off the side of the stairs and they MAKE their train, and in the other he barfs right in front of them and they MISS…