Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

“Yeah fuck your Skylines, but this shit right here is safe.”

You shouldn’t storm the court at home as the #4 against an unranked opponent you are expected to beat.

Doug...don’t listen to these amateurs. For real you need a Morgan 3-wheeler. Just think of all the fun you would have driving around Philly...in a 3-Wheeler. You can even buy some silly hats and gloves.

Guess you had to be there

I’m just happy they won’t have to cancel this year’s Panera Soup-in-a-Bread Bowl.

Rap song!
Rap rap song!
We do our raps and the girls go wild!
We drink lots of 40s and we make bad videos!
They can’t stop us from uploading to YouTube!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-ba-doo
Doodily-boop-de-doop-de-doo doo
Doo-doo-doodily-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doodily-doo-ba-doo-boo-boo

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Terrific article. I’m always fascinated by the nuts-and-bolts stuff of a production.

Me too, patiently waiting for “Miata is not the answer” and “Why wagons suck” articles.

(Full Disclosure: BMW loaned us an M4 coupe with a manual. It wasn’t as enjoyable as an M3 with the dual clutch. That resulted in this, a blog post on the internet. I hate you all, and want you to know it before I leave.)

Jeez... Burning all of your bridges before leaving? Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out!

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

I was on the other end of a similar story, though I wasn’t quite as wise as your customer. A long time ago I shared a beach house for week with a bunch of friends. My car was parked in for the week and when I went to leave it wouldn’t start. I couldn’t figure it out myself and called a tow truck/mechanic. He crawled…

Leave the wife.

eye agree

Why: Works well on my phone, iPad, and computer. The IT guys in the office let us install it and use it at work. I like the options to sync to my phone for when I’m traveling. It is $10/mo for premium but all things considered, there’s worse ways to spend $10/mo.

When you said it wasn't on any mainstream sites I checked the most liberal site I could think of, which was HuffPo. It was on the front fucking page. The BBC is the largest news company in world. The fact you get your news from Yahoo speaks volumes.

TrackMania Nations Forever. It’s a fun arcade racer, where the main objective is simply to get the shortest time across maps. Easy to grasp, hard to master.