And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

Are you sure that’s not a Toyota? Because I’m pretty sure it has a JZ inside.

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

2/5 hellas

You gotta have those tires properly inflated.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

“More than you can afford, buddy” *disappears in a cloud of electrical smoke*

Back in 2005 I had a G35 Coupe 6mt. I went into Chinatown to get some Malaysian food with my ex. I parked it at a “valet” lot that I had been going to with my family for decades. It was essentially a vacant lot in the heart of Chinatown run by two guys, and old guy and a younger, 40ish bro who I imagine was his son.…

When I left my car with the valet, I told them not to put the passenger window down, as it would short and blow the fuse. I called down later for my car as I was heading out for dinner. I was met in front of the hotel with all of the windows down in a torrential Vancouver rain. I then had to drive around until I could…

I valeted my ‘98 Cavalier a few times (currently at 251k miles, some rust on the doors - and at least one of the times, had a nice exhaust leak - also leaks gas a little. Good little car otherwise).

Oh you meant a horror story for me, not them.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

you’re safe, it’s not a sex tape.

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

Rain soaked roads show no Murci...

Yeah, but if you got the V8, you’d say “Could’ve had a manual.”

It’s weird that I know the V6 is better, but I still want the V8. I feel like if I got the V6, I would always think, “Could’ve had a V8.”

It looks really fast with the flames coming out, though.

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

TJ Wrangler. I have never driven a vehicle that was easier to operate the stick shift.