No, Porsche owner definitely tracks. Even if you ignore the reputation of their owners being pretentions asshats, the whole porsche->VW->bad mustache chain is pretty clear

But since people who vote for Republicans are morons, it works.

Only one right answer: Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio. 4 doors. 0-60 in 3.8. Fun to drive. Not as popular as the Mercedes, BMW, Audi, or other Luxury badged cars. It is smaller, but if you do not want to go fully electric, this is the only real other option besides a CT5 Blackwing.

For Monaco, put them in high powered Go-Karts, that can race like 3 wide on those narrow streets, and then you have a Monaco GP worth watching again.

Don’t worry, the Orange Rapist is going to protect families / homes / cars. 

It’s cute that you think it will *only* be four years.

Perfectly fine as long as you understand that the price of entry is merely the downpayment on the TCO of this car, and you enjoy setting money on fire. You do you.

Alternate headline:

Verstappen needs some bitchslappen.

Technically, I’m not required to wear one, but I’ve heard some stuff hit my helmet hard - rocks, beetles, horse flys, random things I never saw... They hit HARD. I can’t imagine taking that crap directly to the face or noggin, much less taking a header into asphalt. Sure, I’ve been know to go without while putting…

Yeah... really wish I could have kept it or passed it on to my son, though. Would have kept at least one of us from having a car payment we can’t really afford.

Just here to say this is the kind of snarky killjoy sh*t that’s massively turning me off from this site.

I believe Collin is both the best writer on this blog and most opinionated. Unfortunately he seems much like me in that he seems to like nothing that anyone else does.

To quote professor Farnsworth, "But at least it's not boring!". 

I learned to drive on my mom’s Ford Tempo.  Great for a teenager as you weren’t getting into any trouble in that slug.

Boring unless you had one optioned for awd. In my mind the Topaz just has all the Makings of an excellent rally car or touring car. 

My first car was an ‘89 Tempo LX. It was... a car. Blue on the outside, blue on the inside.

How dare you!? That’s the 8 window, 2-tone model in rare sky blue with chrome trim!

The Chevy Malibu. Look at it.

My friend had a Tempo all throughout HS.  The way he drove it, the car was never boring.  But wasn’t fun either- more like terrifying.