As a mechanic, my only gripe with traditional door pulls that are just little recesses in the door card are that they give people a place to stuff their tissues and napkins.

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

You’d think it’d have been Infiniti that included those.

The members of Jalopnik and their opinions count for .00001% of the automotive buying power; None of these companies care whether they like the branding of the Mach-E, whether or not the new Supra is giving them the same hard-on as ones in the past, etc etc eyc

Inb4 a bunch of incoherent screeching about how “I didn’t come here for politics”

I’m glad he pulled over. It’s very dangerous to have a high speed chaise in an area with so many pedestrians. 

So does that mean Citroen is now officially Mopar? Just checking.

The airline industry can’t afford to invest in Fairey tales.

I clicked.  Please remember me when you buy your vacation home.

Enjoy being wrong today.

Great, now I need to relocate my wheel lock lest I look like a slob.

Hi, just your friendly Porsche rep here to remind you about double negatives and their impact on your message.

I have beer if you want to come over and cry with me. I’m here for you, Porscheless brother.

As someone who is a big fan of weird symmetry, I heartily approve of this neuroticism.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

Kristen ‘Fancy’ Lee,

You’re a treasure. This is the most informative fashion article article I’ve seen on Jezza...um...errr....Jalopnik in some time. Please don’t ever change.

I read the title, and I was like “omg Kristen Lee commenting on people’s amazing hats?! Definitely clicking on this shit.”