Am I doing this right? Just look at all that head-room!

Ugh, the peasants are getting uppity again.

Here's my '82 SC Targa (with daughter).

It's time to put a steak in our reasonably priced car!

The Nissan Elgrand's ugly van senses are tingling.

The Toyota Vellfire wants a word

Yellow Jeep TJ. An absolute classic.

I'm not sure Europe would love the name, especially after a nice long break where the name 'Ford Escort owner' has become synonymous with 'resident of run-down council estate where kids get stabbed'.

Points for degree of difficulty: 11

Winner - Citroen 2CV

You'd have to be an idiot not to pick this up at this price. What you do, is you buy it, spit and polish it neck to toe, hide some air fresheners in there, and then once a week, take it out and pick up some pretty ladies. Then, you get your jollies (cause they think you're mad rich), and go home, never calling them…

My mom has no clue about cars but she has unimpeachable taste when buying them. She bought the car below, one of the first off the line, because "it looked pretty." This is the same woman who also placed an order for the 1995 Dodge Avenger before the final images were even released to the public because she saw a…