Arnold Clark, where normally only the aftersales is bull... 🤐

Yup.

Worst manual gearboxes ever. Eeeeever. Ever ever ever. Ever.

How come?

That yellow exterior isn’t exclusive, but mercifully the very yellow LC500 I’ve just spent a week with was grey on the inside...

That somebody had sliced out half the airbag harness and the entire steering column harness in my JDM Isuzu VehiCROSS and pulled the airbag light bulb.

I’ve always felt that the “DNA” crap was a hangover from Aston’s “handcuffs and leather undies” period...

This was the first generation where the “Euro Escort” (sounds like a Brussels agency for classy hookers, but never mind) switched to FWD. prior to this, yes, they were RWD.

The Goy is right. How do I know?

That happens, then he goes back to “elbow on the door and hand on the auto shifter” almost immediately? What a cockwomble.

The FK2 CTR Estate (wagon) version was at the event too. I didn’t have time to drive either... :(

If you want a bit more of a flavour, then Roy’s only media appearance was on Motoring Podcast’s Rear View with my podcasting colleague, Andrew Clews.

Personally, I preferred the Rolls Phantom IV that in which Ms Markle arrived at the church.

It could be a charter, but East Midlands Airport, just outside Nottingham is a major DHL/UPS hub.

From my favourite film ever, Local Hero...

That Instagrammer comes across as a knob cheese.

In a French supermarket I’d seen an “Interrupteur Top Gun” for sale, a Chinesium toggle switch with a red shielded cover, and for a couple of Euros had to have it, if only for the name.

Yep, Amphi-Ranger. Autocar ever Road tested one way back in the midsts of time.

Do I have to? I’m British.

You understand that those ladies are only around on the press days? They’re there to attract the “Roy Lanchester” old school journos and the Italians.