My local Funeral Director has a fleet of extremely similar Volvo Limos in black. Errr. no...

Amazed the Jeep Compass didn't make it.

I call then something else that sounds NEARLY the same...

"Small enough to be a Mini"? No, no it isn't. It's only an inch shorter than my Vehicross and longer than my MX-5 Mk3. That's only Mini in the "Land of the Chevrolet Suburban".

I like the CR-Z. I almost bought a CR-Z. Then they built the Mugen CR-Z concept and I realised what it should have been and bought an MX-5...

Hot topic, but it remains an ugly, second-rate, over-priced vehicle for older trendy folk with kids. It's lame, deal with it.

Finally! I knew someone MUST have beat me to it. What a lame POS. Only driven by, well, nobody here in the UK because it's such a "non-car". I can't think of any reason someone would walk into a Jeep showroom and say "I'm going to buy a Compass because it's the best car to meet my needs."

Wholeheartedly agree with this. As someone who learned to drive in a "proper" Mini (none of that new-fangled fuel injection there) then the Cuntryman makes me want to barf every time I see one.

I'm ashamed to admit that I actually have a soft spot for these. They look better in reality than in pictures (okay, I concede that's not hard...) and, to be honest, if I had so much money I was using 50s to wipe my bum then I'd have one of these for local tootling whilst my Vanquish reposed in its heated garage…

It's alright. He then went on to suggest he might rob Simon Cowell's house. Who could possibly argue against that?

I'd be mad if some nosey cow started tweeting images of my notepad*. Just return it to Zipcar ffs...

I knew I should have chipped in yesterday.

Metro does not really constitute a "news report" - it normally rehashes either wire stories or storeis from the internet about a week late for the sole purpose of giving British commuters something to get miserable about.

Damn! I'm an idiot. That was so firmly in my head I didn't go check first like I would if I was even slightly unsure.

Errr... Most US drivers are thrown into disarray with the concept of "a roundabout". That said, I feel it is awfully high although maybe the sheer number of distracted drivers (phone, big slurpee, texting, etc.) may account for the high rating.

You guys are certainly making me feel better about my idiocies.

I'm crying foul on #7 - you used the uglified, Federalised version, not the more harmonious, "proper" one used everywhere else...

This is all very hard for us furriners, but here goes...

I still can't decide if 11's an SM or a DeLorean. The indicators seem too chunky for an SM.

Agreed. Love the car, but not for that much...