Yep, me too. I know it should really be "Crack Pipe" but I just like them too much...

That comment was the result of too many drives across Germany trying to decide whether to tune into music that was either techno or "oom-PAH oom-PAH" folk band stuff.

Videos of Germans driving just wouldn't be the same without "Ze Krazy German Tekno" in the background.

It's simple. You buy it because it's not any of the above and because it is so "off-its-head". And if you're in the market for a Juke-R you probably already have all of the cars from that list that you personally desire

Hand-built in Wellingborough. I guess that makes it only slightly less of a local speciality than Weetabix.

At the worst case its a cheap source of switches and air vents for your Aston Martin. NP

*looks out of window*

That JUST sneaks in as NP - it was pretty borderline.

What ATS then do if you're foreign is slap on a huge "service charge" that's more than the toll on the toll road you used because you believed there would, you know, actually be toll booths ont he toll road.

I've scrolled and read for pages now and can't believe nobody's mentioned those awful, pink vinyl "powered by fairydust" graphics that you see gracing Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Corsas and similar.

Worst I've looked at has to have been the Mazda 323F that was gobbing coolant out of its exhaust pipe like mouthwash - I walked.

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