That sounds complicated. On my 1991 Honda CRX, if the CEL comes on I just glance across the cabin, through the quarter-sized plexiglass window in the passenger kick panel, and count the ECU’s error LED flashes. No pins, jumpers, or secret operation needed.

Who knew you were so likely to rear-end somebody performing…

Two of our clinicians drive these year-round in a exceptionally remote part of eastern Utah.

Sweet plates! I didn’t know Japan was so into rally

Barn party? Is this like a house party, but if you were born in a barn?

Are there barn-specific activities? Like hand piercing?

Can we talk about how this HUGE bus has apparently feather-light shift action, and I can’t even get a call back 2nd gear in my Ranger without a hernia, rain dance, and anabolic steroids?! dafuq

“May the wind be at your back, may your raw fish be wrapped in rice, and may all your transmissions be as light-action as Shift Bae’s bus tranny.”

NEED SOME CREAM FOR THAT BURN?

DAMN TRACY NO CHILL

“Same with those pesky lady-man cyclists, too!” - every dumb hick in my small Utah town who can’t comprehend that cyclists also own, register, drive and - tada! - buy gasoline for a car.

Just curious, does that mean 2x the rate of inflation since 1993?

Holy crap wow

Amazon probably has a conniption fit trying to ID wiper parts for that

I always heard that Toyota dropped the most recent FJ because it was dragging down the brand’s overall fuel economy numbers, and for how many they were selling it wasn’t worth the penalty.

Hang on now. Comparing Land Cruiser and Suburban sales figures is like comparing Tiffany&Co to Ring Pops.

lol wut is that a prank photo of you pumping diesel in the tank, or has FCA taken FlexFuel (TM) (C) (BS) to the next level?

Radar so you your driver doesn’t accidentally rear end a peasant

Those halos are a touch too eager beaver/crazy eyes but everything else about this build seems incredible.

If I were on a jury for a murder trial and that car was in the defendant’s seat, 10/10 would convict.

Wow the 70's WERE weird

Came here to post this. Duh factor 420%

How are you going to call out that van’s wack t-case shifter and not THE FREAKIN’ RADIATOR IN THE CENTER CONSOLE. At least your coffee would stay hot.

Yo, is that a stamped exhaust manifold? That’s some recycled AK-47 BS right there.

Do you know what a tonneau cover is? Of course you do. You have a neighbor with a little-man complex and a short-bed F-150 Platinum who won’t stop talking about how great his new bed cover.