“The game will apparently have eight playable characters: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, and, bizarrely, four Rabbids dressed up as Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Peach.”

I’d feel better if this was helmed by Square Enix and called “Super Mario RPG 2", but I guess I’ll take it (game play pending).

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

“On Time”

Has anyone tried this with Link’s house yet?

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

Oh man, it’s like Schrodingers Trademark Suit!

“Look, it’s not our fault if the consumer choose not to apply the whole sticker. We clearly provided one with little extra boxes in the corner!”

Don’t rule out the “Feel the Johnson” straglers. I had some Gary Johnson voters/in-laws who caught hell from me on Thanksgiving this year.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

I generally agree, but considering the way his poll numbers did tank after the pussy grabbing tape came out, it doesn’t seem impossible that this being released just a couple of days before the election might have swung the election given it was so close in those states. White Republican women may have stayed away…

I’ve heard of people being so wrapped into right-wing propaganda mechanisms that they never were informed of his bigotry by their local news crew in Bumblefuck Kansas. So I suppose with enough volume a few could’ve squeaked by and changed some votes. He only won the college by 85k.

I doubt they exist at all. It’s not hard to leak things anonymously. Look at how his tax returns mysteriously showed up in the mailbox of a reporter.

Yeah, I’m gonna call shenanigans. Hundreds of people have tapes of a presidential candidate “saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard,” and it never leaks before the election? In liberal Hollywood?

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

The way I see it, there are a lot of parallels between this situation and the situation of a guy pulling aside a woman at work and asking her “could you explain this ‘feminism’ thing to me? I want to do the right thing but I haven’t heard much about these ‘microaggressions’ and ‘intersectionality’ among my white male…

I am also white. It seems like maybe Cho was being nice and diplomatic instead of saying what she really thought. It seems like Tilda was honestly trying but also trying to promote the movie and say how it is actually okay. Maybe Cho viewed in negativity in hindsight because she felt like she couldn’t say her real…

Maybe it was unfair, but also unfair that roles are regularly rewritten and given to white actors, and no one is ever actually responsible for this. Cho’s fed up, and I get why.