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Last week Full Frontal had a former policy advisor on. He said an entire team had been hired to help Trump’s campaign come up with policies, and this man, although a conservative, was also a moderate and joined hoping that he could keep things more even keeled than the batshittery that the campaign was spewing.

I work for a tiny federal agency that I’m 90% sure Trump does not know exists... never mind bothering to formulate future policy or plan for transition. He has never made any comment on us that I can find. Hillary at least had a positive sentence or two on her website. We’re all just sitting around waiting for him to

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I have it from a good source that the Trump Transition Team has been watching this instructional video:

Literally nothing is outside the realm of possibility here. I think there’s still a chance he never takes the oath of office.* Or he could get impeached for any number of past (or forthcoming) fuckups. On the surface, at least, it would seem to be a brilliant play politically for republicans. They could have at least

Give it time. Soon he will have written all the best pages. Great pages. Yuge pages. Nobody writes pages like Donald Trump writes pages.

Ummm... Chris Christie for Attorney General, a man who will probably be indicted at any moment for Bridgegate will be in charge of America’s justice system. No conflict of interest there!

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

This is my favorite part from the WSJ article:

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

hehehe. It always bugged me when people would ask Janeway if she had any children, she always said "no." I'm like, "bitch, you forgettin' your mutant gater-mander children!"