Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

To Protect and Support

Most places call them editors.

Jaquiski Tartt was easily the most difficult challenge on the Great British Bake-Off.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

That’s the problem with Chinese basketball brawls: you’re just left craving more 30 minutes later.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

I imagine pulling a behind-the-back when your wallet is on a chain ends up with you all tangled up and falling into a pile of Avenged Sevenfold shirts, huh?

this doesn’t make any sense. you’re old enough to be married but you still end up inside a hot topic?

Dirty Sanchez.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

In true form, he didn’t want to ruin anyone’s weekend.

I think my favorite boardwalk tee, and this might’ve been in the Delaware beach area or maybe OC, Maryland, is:

Okay man, I hope you enjoy your chosen path.

Shit like this is why 49% don’t live in cities. It’s not because we’re too unrefined to understand bulgogi burritos are the tits.

Paying for parking should be considered part of the expense of owning a car. Everything else works this way... you own it, you provide the place to keep it.

I’m sure every New Yorker has a scapegoat for what turned them into a sociopath.

I seriously appreciate those of you taking the bullet and living in the city so those of us in rural areas don’t have to deal with other human beings very often.