This comment isn’t getting the recognition it deserves

But what did it sound like?

The version I’ve heard is that Jeffrey died in Vietnam and that imagining he’s always on his way home to dinner is her coping mechanism

At first I thought you were trolling, but now I’m convinced you’re actually just a miserable person who is jealous that someone could be cared about enough to be memorialized even with the way her life ended

We need more kicker celebration dances

Is he intentionally keeping trump in all lowercase?

So not that peaceful?

I hope the heat from this take doesn’t start the fire

What are the odds that Microsoft moves to a cellphone-like model with Xbox? $200 console with a 2-year contract for Xbox Live?

Given how many whiffs there were in that video, he was probably aiming for someone out of frame and connected with that guy

Counterpoint: All Twitter users are big shitheads

I’m waiting for @drewmagary_RANT to post a context-free INSANE CUCK BUTTHURT BUTTHURT CUCK PC LOSER LULZ

I follow the George Washington Rules of Civility

The simplicity of this comment is beautiful. It says everything a connoisseur of Jalopnik comments needs to hear

I don’t watch a lot of hockey so this might be more common than I thought, but why don’t more guys throw the left-hand, jersey jab? That other guy had no defense for that.

His only talent is cutting amazing trailers for terrible movies

When people make their own wine or beer, they often insist everyone try it. So take a tiny sip. It won’t damage your health, renew addiction, or send you to hell. But if you’re that worried, just pretend to sip by letting the liquid merely touch your lips.

Since that was changed in the late 1800's, I think you’re OK unless you visit in a time machine

Secret-keeping proponents aka serial cheaters