Ted Cruz strikes me as a physical manifestation of the sentence “hit me and I’ll sue”

Nantz/Simms is CBS tanking for the Peyton Manning Lottery. They’re even holding on to the AFC games for him.

Are we sure Twitter wasn’t invented for Trump? His natural ability to leave out grammatically correct, but functionally unnecessary words fits the character limit perfectly.

Points for creativity, but goddamn...

nailed it

Counterpoint: Pandering to those who want an “ally” or a self-deprecating white guy is a lucrative market

Timely, relevant...This is good kinja

I wouldn’t have commented if you had said you favor Australian-style gun control in the US. That’s a policy that might have been effectual.

What would background checks have done for Sandy Hook or yesterday?

So is the conclusion that any help from you parents is inherently unfair? Or if you acknowledge what it is then it’s ok?

Which part of the DMV is in Wisconsin?

Cool story

James, you’re welcome to register your cars in MT. Just bring them by so we can look at them. Or drive through the state really fast.

Under no circumstances should you actually move to MT however.

My 240z had an outprocessing survey from an alcohol treatment program wrapped around a wine cooler under the driver’s seat.

Thanks Michelle Obama

+1 Nilla

That's some damn good kinjaing

As a male with no experience with fraternities or sororities, my only thoughts are Fuck That Noise.

Something with a salvage title. Since it's not going to be my money, I'd like to see what kind of deal you can score and what it's like trying to unload it after a year.