So she’d already taken the Fifth!

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

“Inadvertently ingest cocaine while kissing a woman solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the olympic trials..” - also Rob Ford’s Make-a-Wish request.

“Time to sell some pro-PAIN.”

I have no love lost for that man...but I didn’t appreciate a foreign citizen chunking a shown at our president, and I was proud of his reflexes, nice duck.

No. Just raise better boys. Good kids who grow up with the proper understanding of what respect is do not turn into rapists because they joined some social club.

At current, it seems that it’s not a full time job, and Harvard does not intend for it to be, as that is part of their demands.

For a job that a motivated 14 year old could probably perform with a few hours of training? Yea, kinda.

Simmer down Bobby! This is a Saran Wrap!

NFL Logic

NFL Logic

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”

There’s no name that screams “black, gay Muslim” like Jeff Smith screams “black, gay Muslim.”

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

this is a solid breakdown

Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.

Counterpoint: No.

I don’t care who’s shooting at me, trained or not. If bullets are headed my way I’m afraid for my life.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”