2025: Three term President Trump congratulates retiring New New York Met Tim Tebow on his fifth consecutive World Series MVP award by nominating him to the Supreme Court just in time to provide an insurance vote against a suit to close the migrant detention centers located in former National Parks that were returned…

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Damn rough way for Arnold Palmer to go

You’re standing on the field! What the fuck are you looking at?

Hope Solo’s mimicking of Police brutality by taking unnecessary shots at teammates was a more effective protest.

Isn’t it hypocritical to want to represent a repressive nation on the field? Wouldn’t it be rational to sit out the game as protest as well?

I think it’s at least fair to argue whether there is a qualitative difference between protesting during the anthem when playing for your club team and protesting during the anthem while playing for your national team.

She clearly didn’t give a flying fuck about serving in the military now did she?

She was free to not commit the crime and have the surgery all on her own at any time she chose to.

I am gonna expose myself to the ridicule and scorn of the Internet on this one, but come the fuck on, Dad. Your kid jumped onto the field at a professional sporting event, subjecting himself to injury, arrest, or worse. I know you want to be his friend, but you aren’t. You are his dad. He wrote his phone number on his…

I don’t know.. Iron Man 3's theme was pretty great:

I think Serena has turned it around nicely in the last 2 decades.

That’s not a counterpoint to anything.

That ball clearly did not consent to scoring. Glad FSU did the right thing for once.

No. It failed because we are having a conversation about a flag, not police brutality. Thought that was clear.

If Megan Rapinoe kneels during the National Anthem, and no one is in the stadium to watch the game, does it still rustle the media’s jimmies?

They don’t have speedometers either.

So... F1 cars don’t refuel during a race.

There's always gotta be a decency truther