Can we please stop knocking cars for being reliable? I get that we view old, unreliable stuff as charming, but hour-long rides in a tow truck next a driver who can’t seem to spit his tobacco without a little dribbling down to his chin really isn’t.

Yeah, this is what I told my kid. Wife and I have both ridden on the street too.

Seriously. The Hyundai interior looks cheap as hell compared to the German equivalent.

Hard to say. I could go both ways on the biturbo.

Allen said he saw the cyclist at the last second, but he was coming too fast.

The only ugly pop-up headlight design ever

grounded to the ground

A 10 year bumper to bumper warranty on its own products could very well bankrupt Volkswagen.

Oh, that’s right! I totally forgot that EVERYTHING is racist now!

Exactly. Calling this “racism” is making a mockery of actual racism. He should be ashamed of himself, and I was on his side until this. Now he can go fuck himself, the greedy Irish cunt.

False. This joke shall never be forgotten and will never age. It's like the Peter Pan of auto punch lines.

Chrysler is the village bicycle of auto manufacturers. They’ve been co-owned by almost every other brand.

Fixed it for you!

I amend my reply. Upon further investigation, the Ghibli could be quite lovely if it did not have weird droopy head and tail lights.

What makes you think I didn’t do the research? My first choice was a MK7 GTI, but the Abarth was just too much fun. I threw a tune on mine and now the thing screams.

Impractical you say? Look at all the Girl Scout cookies I can fit in the back.

Test drive one. They are unquestionably the most fun car under $30K. The WRX is the fastest, the FiST is the best value, but the Abarth is the most fun. It feels like a Ferrari trapped in a city car body. It’s that special.

DING! Yes, its not the “best” most intelligent, practical choice. I don’t care. If I wanted basic, point a to B transport with mileage I would buy a Prius. But I want my commute to be fun and relaxing. I love the sound that makes, In NYC it makes sense.

I love this thing so damn much.