I once had a white rabbit...one horrible day I found out he was red on the inside. Mr. TICKLES!!!! AAAAaaaaaaaa. CP

More of a hot mess than a hot hatch. I kind of dig the mechanical mods but the stylistic changes are the 80’s version of a terrible body kit on an Eclipse.

Greece? A simple credit check could of kept that problem from happening.

WTF! You swapped the crappy Italian V6 for a Japanese V8. Awesome! Sounds like a deal. Then you go and do this to the inside of the car. Even if I liked it, and I most assuredly do not, the goddamned gauges aren’t even in a straight line.

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

Headlight eyelashes.

The Trailhawk version is really sleek.

By the end of that project it would have been easier to remove your own kidney using a mirror and a steak knife, then sell it on the black market to raise money for a down payment on whole F430.

I test-drove one of those A classes when they were launched. It was the launch weekend at the local dealer, and I just stopped by for a look. The manager’s wife got chatting with me about my Mini, and instructed one of the staff to let me drive the new car.

I thought you were apologizing to our left shoe’s sole that never gets used.

Meanwhile, the new Miata-based Fiat spider is rumored to get an Abarth-version with around 200 hp.

You comment belongs on a t-shirt.

And now I've got good wood.

Road salt accumulation will make headlights useless, and it doesn’t take long. It’s not bad when the lights are off, but hot lights + salt spray = dry opaque crust.

RETREAT TO THE LOSER LANE WHERE YOU BELONG!

I’m going to star you for your humour. I’m assuming you are joking, right? Most people refer to the 3 lanes of the Motorway as the “slow lane”, the “middle lane” and the “fast lane”. Nobody wants to drive in the “slow lane”. They should be calling them something like the “traffic lane”, the “first overtaking lane” and…

Mercedes driver: “My lane ends in 0.2 seconds; didn’t see that one coming! I hope someone lets me in...”

Just to clarify, the middle lane is an overtaking lane in the UK. The inside lane is for all vehicles to use, and the other 2 or 3 are for overtaking. If everyone follows this rule, the traffic flow is much improved.