I actually thought this was some really solid Kinja at first, but then I noticed you were apparently serious.

They pretty much have to hit the free agent lottery though with Durant, right? This team plus a ton of second round picks, coupled with rotation guys that are going to cash out when they hit free agency this year or next doesn’t exactly strike me as a guaranteed thing.

This is why everyone hates offsides and its interpretations. You say they were behind the last defender when he passed it to them, but they never actually received it. The guy on the left looks like he stops, but the guy on the right is definitely continuing to interfere with the play as the last non-goalie defender…

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

Thanks, Mr. Schilling.

Just wait until he finds out about lacrosse!

April is the best.

If the NCAA stopped hosting events in North Carolina, that would actually make things change. Nobody cares about the Hornets, but make the Tar Heels and Blue Devils travel for the first two rounds, shit would happen.

Was kind of surprised to see that not only has Marvin Williams been in the NBA for 11 years (!), this was also by far his best year. Also, his closest comparables were Juwan Howard and Robert Horry. He is a free agent next year.

I have a transgender kid in one of my high school classes. Curt (and anyone else, for that matter!) is free to come talk to that class about his opinions whenever he would like. We actually have a mild county-level controversy! Curt would not even be able to identify him.

Telling my mom as a 19 year old that I respected Abdul-Rauf for his stance on the national anthem and hearing her response is a snapshot of our relationship since then. Don’t let anyone tell you USA Today is for kids.

“Better hypothetical fruit: an apple with no core, or an orange with edible rind?”

Well, it was literally the first thought that crossed my mind, so I’m guessing it is, but I had also assumed they always did this, so what do I know?

I guarantee you would get sick of me posting about getting kids to finally figure out how to properly solve quadratic equations if I did it literally every fucking day and did corny-as-fuck shit like taking pictures of my classroom door with captions like “CLOCKIN’ IN” or “THE ONLY FLOOD IS THE MATHEMATICAL ADRENALINE…

“Economists point out that a bad job is better than no job at all” is not in any way a “justification of labor conditions that have been recognized forever”.

Thanks for the picture, but the disconnect mathematically makes my brain hurt. In games, Howard brings their FT% down 6% by himself. That’s not a team problem, it’s a Howard problem. It’s such a passive-aggressive way of dealing with an isolated problem.

This seems like the most efficient set of actions for optimal Saturday diarrhea, so I would say the responder has everything arranged properly.

Fast pitch softball is to ping pong as baseball is to tennis. Not a problem in my eyes, but they are totally different fucking sports.

It’s possible I’m wrong on this, but Jeter never took them to the Sweet 16. That was Pearl. Jeter got them to two NCAA’s in 11 years and one was the year after Pearl left. The only other NCAA was a fluky run through their conference tournament.

As a mediocre attacking midfielder through high school, I don’t remember much, but I do know that any time I got to take a shot at a goalkeeper at full speed that looked at all legitimate within the course of play, I was going to take it, so this works both ways.