On a 96-day streak and just finished the Diamond League Tournament thing. That hit when I had a series of busy weeks so I couldn’t even compete for top-5. But the finals? The winner ended with at least double the points of second place if not more. I figured he was putting in literal hours a day or buying tons of…

Nope. Right there in Chapter 2 of Fellowship, Gandalf says:

...Did you not at least see the movies?

Sure, Valhalla takes 60 if you do literally nothing but the story missions perhaps. I spent over 100 hours in that game and was maybe halfway through with the story before I called it quits. It was just too much. And not even an exciting too much.

tbf this is by design and honestly preferred. I’ve always seen amiibo as figures first, game perks second. Which also tempers criticism of them being physical—and thus limited—DLC.

Gamefreak!

I’m assuming NoA testers just missed it. My understanding is that expression isn’t considered (as?) vulgar in the UK, hence why Rare casually threw it in. And maybe it doesn’t translate to anything interesting in Japanese so HQ didn’t care either.

The DK Rap dropped “Hell of a guy!” in an E-rated game and I was like, oh no if my parents hear this they’re taking this game away.

Clearly not everyone, as it doesn’t include me. In fact not me exactly because I play on other platforms in addition to Switch. High-end stuff is for the PS5; the Switch is for indies and first-party games.

But for what?

Ah, just yesterday I was saying how I’m fine with weapon durability but I wish there were a way to strengthen them, at least towards the endgame. This is a welcome development. 

I’m sorry, but honest question: who is seriously asking for a Switch Pro, other than writers and people who don’t actually play their Switch?

I call it the final farewell to the og-style Assassins Creed.

Hey, the season pass is $9! Now I can finally play the Jack the Ripper DLC, and without flickering!

Arkham Knight suffered from Rocksteady trying to do something BIGGER than City just because. The Batmobile was certainly different, but eh. And the storyline was a sprawling bunch of nonsense. Yes there was a lot to do, but it didn’t make cohesive sense.

Wow, they’re fixing Pip! Incredible!

Whoa whoa, classy genitals are a different category entirely. 

Yeah but that’s Gamefreak being Gamefreak. 

Look, we’re just getting to the point where nipples are regularly being shown in games and animation, so society is gonna need a little more time to get used to casual genitals.

As always, expect the newest Tears of the Kingdom amiibo to fly off the shelves, as these little collectibles often sell out immediately.