Do you think that all italian food is spaghetti with red sauce? Are you literally five?

You are mostly correct. Yet completely batshiat crazy wrong. The vast majority of what is served in the US as “Italian food” is complete crap, the very lowest rung of dining experience. In fact, it is a stretch to call it anything besides pie hole stuffing. EXCEPT. There exist these tiny hole in the wall joints with…

Must be visiting BYU

I mean, just think about the difference in the sauce that’s out of a jar vs spending 10 minutes with fresh garlic, onion and a can of crushed tomatoes. And compare that to spending 10 extra minutes to boil fresh tomatoes instead of using the canned stuff. SMFH.

Talk about burying the lede there. 

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Brady doesn’t always run from controversy. Sometimes he embraces controversy in a really passive-aggressive way. Like the time he put a Trump MAGA cap in his locker at Gillette during the presidential campaign, and then got all upset and indignant when reporters started asking him questions about the campaign.

Who says cumming in a bag isn’t fun??

When have facts ever gotten in the way of a hot take?

Tom Brady can fuck anyone.

Hell, he could have stopped it at "No" and that would have been fine. Nothing else is necessary. But not now, when everyone who's rich and famous fancies themselves a victim. 

God, I don’t even have one dick growing out of my forehead.

This is SOP for Brady and various other NFL luminaries. To question them, however politely you do so, is to attack them.

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

If Tom Brady can’t say what he thinks and fuck anyone who says different, then what’s the point of being Tom Brady?

Well kiss me on the mouth and call me Tom Brady’s son... I don’t have anything else. This whole thing seems really stupid.

I came here in doe-eyed expectation of a FunBag. Now I’m just reminded that everything sucks and is the world is unfair and awful.

This is, indeed, some ridiculous shit.

I used to think OBJ crying about the league targeting him for anything and everything was just his ego, but this is insane.. and before anyone bitches about “rules are rules”, this shouldn’t be one... period. God, the NFL can be so wack sometimes.