(whispers) Should we refer to your vagina as The Dugout” going forward?

Your last article will be forever legendary... You’ll definitely get a direct call out in the wiki for Gawker/GMG/GO/conoco-mitsubishi-spork-warner-haliburton-monsanto in the 'death' section. 

Yeah, a guy doing HS Football commentary for no one does tug on the heartstrings a bit. 

You can tell 90% of Deadspin commenters are lawyers because the comments skirt so artfully around libel laws

I wish you knew how sad it made me feel to bring YOU out of the greys on Deadspin.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

It would not surprise me if you peeled back the corporate layers and Peter Thiel was there bankrolling the purchase of the sites. That is as rational explanation for this shit as anything else. 

They are either monumentally incompetent, or so monumentally petty as to be throwing millions of dollars down a black hole to destroy the site as revenge for some sort of perceived slight.

The WSJ article about this is an amazing read. Because a lot of times in situations like this, there is actually some legitimate business rationale for the thing that users hate. Like, I would have expected that article, especially in pro-business WSJ, to have people saying that the autoplay ads made business sense…

With that, he achieved what his beloved Vikings usually cannot.

Yeah, but you’re missing the point. We’re idiots. 

I mean, Gawkier was right there.

I believe it was Barry who called them “big business brains.”

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but some people are saying that Spanfeller and Maidment raped and killed a girl in 1990.  Again, I don’t know if Spanfeller and Maidment raped and killed a girl in 1990, but why haven’t they come out and said anything about it?  Why don’t they deny that they raped and killed a girl in…

He’s just going to a farm upstate!

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

Absolutely unbelievable. Actually, very believable. Worst leadership imaginable, and literally everyone saw this coming. I can’t imagine being that fucking stupid.

Jim Spanfeller still buys his Dockers from the husky boys section. 

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?