How are you going to post this without including what your kid actually said? 

I have an 11 year-old, nicest kid in the world. We hear often about how polite and helpful he is. Last year at a sporting event he said something ridiculously antagonizing to a fan of the other team and I had to jump in and 1. ask him where he picked up the specific trash talk (youtube), and 2. calm the other guy down…

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

“Yes, drop it on his feet. Slower. Slower.”

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Springier would have made that catch. 

For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

My best guess is that we will stop hearing my take shortly before we stop hearing your response.

I think the idea here is that the height differences don’t necessarily reflect the fact that they wore shoes before but didn’t wear them this time, so much as they reflect the fact that the previous official height listings were bullshit. What I am saying is, I think these ones also are bullshit.

Do you tell people what your height is in shoes? Do you adjust for when you’re wearing Chucks vs. when you’re wearing boots?

Charles Davis was on The Fan 590 in Toronto this morning saying that he thinks Andy Reid might sign Kaepernick and used Reid signing Vick after the dog fighting as a comparison.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

After the laziest research I could possibly do, it looks like Jeremy Lin has made about $16 million more that Fitzpatrick. 

Shit, man, you’re a Dolphins fan? Planning on watching Mean Streets this weekend? I’m so sorry.

“The losses have already been substantial,” he said. “Our games are not back on the air in China as we speak, and we’ll see what happens next. I don’t know where we go from here. The financial consequences have been and may continue to be fairly dramatic.

Maybe he gets a nice box of chocolates or a complimentary 5-day, 4-night trip to The Bahamas!

Tomlin: Juju, how do we get you more involved?
Juju: It’s time to STOP RUNNING!!!

Rosebud is a sled.

“Sparks aren’t everything. I had a whole roster full of ‘em, and we still got swept!”
-Derek Fisher