Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

Maybe if he snorted more smelling salts and slept less they’d have won.

This f’n clownshow of a division.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

The Bills lived up to their reputation for 3 quarters. Unfortunately for the Jets, they only needed to live up to theirs for one.

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

To give his should some rest, Tyreek’s son will now be taught how to kick-box

If you’re back don’t you have to come back from somewhere?

Imagine what happens when he faces a defense that isn’t the Titans.

9-7 seasons don’t just happen. You have to work for it.

Where have I seen this before? Oh. Yeah.

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

I was actually thinking about Carr’s comments on the first Hard Knocks episode as all this has been rolling out.

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

How much more pathetic could this be? None more pathetic. 

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

I wonder how many times you would get downvoted if there were a button for that

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats