And yet there is not a single story that mentions any such family or wife when one does a Google search.

hello i ted cruz, HUMAN MAN, am like you other humans an enjoyer of food. fun i also like, because a good President — good HUMAN president— would be my honor. You like gun yes? I have many.

I’m part of a couple online mom groups and at least two of said groups complained about this product before this big wave of complaints, so Team Complaining Customers.

Life. Don’t talk to me about life.

how did she even get noticed by the media? who interviews a person who was a stand in for one day?

Yup, this is exactly what stand-ins are expected to do. You can actually make good money on the side doing it.

specifically a 4—year-old, 154 lb. man

Jeeeesus tiiiiittyfucking Chriiiiist.

I thought Jez had already written a post on this? It seems easier to wear more clothes if you are cold than wear less if you are warm though to be honest.

I work with a guy whose core body temperature is hotter than the surface of the sun whereas I am a freezing cold lizard person even by the standards of other women (poor circulation and thermoregulation problems). So, pretty much all the time, he wears shorts, I wear jumpers (HE’S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I’M ON THE…

Except in most cases, I would be on Team Men here. A consequence of a guy being too hot in the office is that he sweats, and who wants to work an office job while sweaty. Conversely, a woman could have a neutral sweater, office socks, or lap blanket at the ready. I have two cardigans that live on the back of my chair,…

dick-stuff in my life

Oh look, another heap of yammering dicks.

Soon they’ll have a binder full of black people.

ALSO, the part where magical pregnant Mexican woman just KNOWS the exact moment that Paul is dead because WOMEN’S INTUITION AMIRITE