i mean, it is refreshing to hear a politician be explicitly racist instead of quietly racist.

Admit it, Bobby. You’ve been writing Jaden’s tweets all along. You’re way to good at guessing what they’ll be.

Eric and Kathy say hello.

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

shout out to local radio for continuing to be the worst thing imaginable

How is fammly formed?

They would - then they would condemn “those savage practices.”

She really knows how to pick-o de guy-o.

Taco bout caliente!

Give me a burrito over a diamond any day of the week.

Nacho normal marriage proposal.

Not to be all damsel in distress or anything, but he sounds like a super dreamy fiancee. (Don’t tell my fiancee)

With my luck the guy robbing the place would propose to me.

endangered & protected animals are poached all the time across the world. white rhinos have literal armed guards around them.

I knew someone would come in with that. Be less predictable.

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ... he shot Cecil, not skullfucked Mufasa’s corpse while Simba watched. The guy should face repercussions for illegal poaching, but this is ridiculous.

I’m not sure if this was a joke but i read somewhere that Jimmy Kimmel cried, cried, about this damn lion. I mean I know comparing racial injustice to animal cruelty is apples and oranges but damn. It’s pretty hard to ignore the disparity. The last time i almost, almost, cried was when Zimmerman was acquitted. I think…

There are SO MANY angry white people on my Facebook feed from my hometown. They tend to remain pretty fucking silent when an unarmed black kid gets shot.