fuck your good skin.

Tiers.

THEY ARE JUST DOING THIS TO CONFUSE US

First of all, who are these people other than Tavi

#1 ingredient in Clinque toner is denatured alcohol. Save your money.

I’m 27 in a week and the only thing I can relate to 19 year olds about is the fact that we are both broke.

Who decided generations should be like 20 years? I’m considered a millenial by some definitions and I will be 30 on Thursday. I can relate to a 19 year old on absolutely nothing.

Who?!?!???!!

who??

okay but denny’s hashbrowns are on fleek

Too bad millenials can’t afford a department store three step cleansing system because they are riddled with student loan debt and can only obtain low paying entry-level jobs.

I don’t know who the fuck any of these people are and I’m a millennial.

OKAY!

NO BAD MARK. Don’t look that up.

Never google ANYTHING without asking others first. And when I say “others” I don’t mean Mark.

I know one guy who will be thrilled by this news.

Someone needs to photoshop the kinja logo on one of those garbage cans.

He and I were in the same audience of a Broadway show one time, and there were lots of other famous people there that night. It was before he had a talk show but after SNL. He was gracious and took pictures and talked to anyone who went up to him. I didn’t see any of the other celebs taking pictures with people.…