It really is surprising how much his art adds to the article. Years from now they will be learning about Sam alongside Pablo Pacaso and Andy Warhol

And the teenage girl has a period stain on the butt of her pants.

By the way, literally anytime you see a teenage boy with a shirt/sweater/jacket tied around his waist, you are looking at a teenage boy with a boner.

Unless your drunk. That shit gets confusing, and it’s not quite like missing a button on your shirt.

Winter is the best. Just fold your coat over your forearm and let your boy live its life.

I dunno... I very often think it would be much better to have to deal with that than what women deal with. At least five days a month I wish I was a guy...

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

Bathroom breaks.

The Original and still classic.

Button up fly! Duh!

Involuntary physiological functions are involuntary.

Oh god, are you my college roommate? Our boyfriend refused to wear anything other than basketball/athletic-type shorts (I and the other roommates came to refer to these as “unstructured pants”) and whenever they got particularly amorous (which was basically just making out a little), the boner would show up (which we…

You work at a place that gives bonus checks? Worth the regular boners.

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Basketball shorts can either be the best thing a guy can wear or the worst thing a guy can wear.

are you dating an NBA player? If not, pretty sure you should break up with any man who wears basketball shorts

Where else are they supposed to put their donuts?

Pretty sure my easily aroused, basketball short wearing boyfriend should buy these.

Asking for a friend, but what are the exact dimensions specified for small, medium, and large? For a friend.

Will donate my next bonus check if they promise to send one to every dude I work with. Boners EVERYWHERE. Like, can you put that shit down it’s just coffee and donuts.