Why is the assumption that those of us in the grays are all some form of MRAs? I jokingly hashtagged #notallgrays, last week, but apparently it is needed.

Today I’ve gotten more stars than Bootsy Collins, but what can I buy with those? Nuthin!

I’d rather get a multi-million dollar salary than a cover photo, which is what the male players will take comfort in.

YES! You can order them online. The link encourages you to order “ANY OR ALL”

Abby Wambach’s cover is making me emotional. Johnston, Klingenberg, and Rapinoe’s are possibly tied for faves because PERSONALITY AMIRITE.

Hope Solo’s will just be a little frayed around the edges is all.

me rn:

and none for hope solo, bye!

thank you, i hate setting them up then no one takes a swing :)

SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIDAY NIGHT HEY-OOOO!!!!

I was referring to heroin. I do not call women whores.

HORSE. heroine. drugs. in da club.

True, I think you can get a venereal disease if you simply walk in the front door.

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

showcase billed as “fuck me, I’m famous”

To be fair I bet there was already a whole lotta horse in that club.

Yeah, I’m with Deadmau5 on this one. That poor horse.

A story of how Mr. DeMuro found free long-term parking near the Philadelphia airport.

They showed the tunnel on the news this morning. There are railroad tracks in there with a motorized car so he didn’t even have to walk to the safe house!

So jealous of people who can get away with that short a buzz. I look like a skinhead if I get anywhere near that short.