“I can’t sleep with BOTH your brothers!”

OMG... yes!!! [does this mean I am no longer grey??]

I AM CRYING THE HAPPIEST TEARS THAT HAVE EVER CRIED I WANT TO HUG HIM AND KISS HIS FACE AND OMG THOSE SANDLES THAT CARDIGAN MY HEART I CANNOT JIA AOIDHWHEOIQW LIKE I ACTUALLY CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I LOVE MOST OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS HE IS PERFECT I WANT TO MARRY HIM

I LOVE WHEN WE ALL WORK TOGETHER YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

Behold?

This one, then? Can’t find one without text.

goddammit TayTay can’t even be controversial for like one full fucking day

I’m so not used to seeing folks who accept criticism and change their behavior. Is this even the internet?

wut is a google

CORPORATE AMERICA STRIKES AGAIN

Equal pay is in the platform of the NAACP. http://www.naacp.org/action-alerts/…

I have no idea how Hollywood agents work...can they also be attornyes? She said she had a lawyer. It’s also possible that she actually got fired some time ago (prior to the interview), and she’s just claiming that it was “just now” to make her tweet more interesting. Either way, her responses during the interview were…

Amen and she can also eat a bag of dicks for acting like she knows anything about gay rights.

Yeah, maybe her agent fired her for claiming s/he didn’t exist. I was confused to see this headline after reading yesterday’s interview.

NOW I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE OR I WILL DIE AJ

You’re... you’re like Shakespeare.

you are soooo articulate

Wow.