I have learned A LOT from this story, to put it mildly, but the thing I find the oddest is that there is a whole community of Dolezal types on Tumblr who now have a poster child. That’s a rabbit hole for another day, for my Dolezal quotient is overflowing RN.

Damn, I’m going to miss Jon Stewart.

The Brownest Eye.

I see myself as transcorporeal. This physical form is just an affectation of biological circumstance. I really identify as a ghost.

I think I am a very eligible Bachelor, in this country and in this world. I am an enigma and who I am is a gift that you unwrap for life.

He expects the woman to orgasm from just looking at the diploma glued to the ceiling. Dude...

Rachel Dolezal is available, Ian. I expect, given your propensity for service and the public good, that you establish an electric plant supplying the whole of California with power generated by the fusion of your two egos. Have fun, you crazy kids.

Sounds like someone is suffering from “I’m a nice guy gentleman/asshole” syndrome. Devastating disease really... Symptoms include entitlement & obnoxiousness. Sufferers are usually TERRIBLE in bed.

That was like someone put a Reddit post on video.

I love how all of these guys are suddenly realizing they’re not as hot as they think they are and morphing into assholes, like gremlins you’ve fed after midnight.

She won’t get any of my empathy. She is belittling black women. She thinks that all it takes to be a black woman is to tan your skin, wear shitty wigs, and take black dick. She is scum.

Yeah that might fly if she hadn’t sued Howard University for discrimination and claimed it was because she was white. This wasn’t when she was 5 years old, she was applying for a teaching assistant job at Howard. So her story changes to suit the questions being asked.

Ha! The first thought I had was, “Hey, that’s the dude from that ridiculous Bride and Prejudice movie that I should probably re-watch sometime.” He was also in that Battle in Seattle movie where he had a silly southern accent. It had the most random array of actors and it took half an hour and a google search to…

Ded.

My BFF has a phrase for that - she says it’s like being Mama Dog and having your pup crawl all over your body, occasionally stopping to nurse. I’m so sorry I told you that!

he’s tall ENOUGH. *WINK*

First one to tap out pays for the wedding?

Confused old person face. What is this even about?