This, so far, is the most “barrrooooo?” moment of them all. Now I know how Emergency Backup Dog feels every minute of every day (that dog is dumb and easily confused by things like air and her food dish).

SO NOW SHE IS PRETENDING TO BE JEWISH TOO

Next thing you know, we’ll find out she's a reverse vampire too.

Seriously, WTF?!?

I must be odd because I can’t even with this......

Hooooooooh boy, here we go.....

The court opinion also noted that Dolezal claimed that the university’s decision to remove some of her artworks from a February 2001 student exhibition was “motivated by a discriminatory purpose to favor African-American students over” her.

Dears Sirs and/or Madams at Merriam-Websters,

OH. MY. GOD.

The more this story unfolds, the more my head tilts like a dog who has heard something curious but incomprehensible.

the most BRUH that has ever BRUH’d

“Happy” needs to be taken out back and shot like a rabid dog. I want that song dead and I want it’s head on a pike in my yard as a warning to other fake, forced joy, nonsense pop songs.

Bowie probably doesn’t poll well enough to be on her playlist. True fact.

No, I would not. Get back to me when she’s got Bowie on her spotify list.

“And we have responded, predictably, with outrage and shamed her and now we are once again speculating on a woman’s state of mind and the validity of her person.” YES, THANK YOU!!! I’ve been so puzzled as to why this became a Big Deal over the last few days. A very confused white woman who seems to have started out…

All of the key actors — including prominent ones like Robb and Cat — were under contract for future seasons. Jon is too. They keep them locked in, but can terminate it when the time comes. I wouldn’t put any faith in the contract issue, which Kit even lambasts in that very article.

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.