Where the fuck do you work ? Leave that place now.

I thought this was about actual queen bees. Like, that you were claiming they don’t exist. And I was like, LOLWUT? Then I read it. It’s an interesting, not really bee-related, article.

The past week I’ve been asking myself why I feel like I’m failing, all the time, when in reality I’m a top performer at my computer, well known in the industry I work in, have a fantastic boyfriend and friendships and find time to exercise regularly and take up other activities (painting, volunteering, etc).

I’m an immigration attorney. Dollars to donuts, this woman would NOT have qualified for a U-visa if she had the misfortune to live in my state. Because you have to get a law enforcement official to “certify” your U-visa and most law enforcement officials around here routinely refuse to do so. Even if you qualify under…

Charlton’s attorney Preston Morgan said, “It depends on how you use the term abusive. There may be abuse in a relationship. There may have been circumstances surrounding it that may not be indicative of an abusive relationship. That’s not to undermine any physicality, and how it’s inappropriate in any circumstance,…

I don’t even have the words to describe this fuckery.

This is an incredibly important piece and some of the best work I’ve seen on Jezebel. Thank you.

*stares at screen*

Yeah people act like the second baby is magical. No, you just know what to expect.

Of course it’s easier—it’s the second child! For one, you know what you’re doing. For two, since you kept the first one alive, you aren’t (as) afraid the second one is going to die if it fill in the myriad normal baby behaviors that scares the hell out of a first time parent here.

One can be my friend and also be a reader!

A joke really. Kenyadiggit was getting heat for something she posted regarding her boner.

The graphics game around here today is nearing LeBron levels.

His dick better be the size of a forearm with the way his endowment is being reported on various sites. Seriously, 9 - 10 inches would normally be impressive but I will feel jipped if it isn’t Guinness records making.

I don’t want to be a dick, but it sounds like this lady was pretty shallow.

we should have heard it in her voice.

Joyce was sick for his big ole dick.

I care about your ALMIGHTY QUEER CLIT BONER. <3

Yeah, I found it, and I’m ROFLing

I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

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