Well, I came.

Get thee to Kickstarter!

Choosing to believe that Sam Waterston’s new look is for a Law & Order reunion movie, where Jack McCoy, having lost reelection as D.A., is living in an isolated cabin upstate. Mike Logan comes to visit and beg him to go back to work — an old case of his and Lennie’s is being reopened, and their names are being dragged…

It’s sad to say that Raven is far from the worst informed or most immature panelist. Poor Rosie Perez might be plenty informed and thoughtful in real life, but she really has zero to offer this format and struggles every day to say something the least bit relevant. It’s sad to watch cause I like her and want her to do…

that is fair

I mostly agree but also the purple ones are delicious when you’re super high.

But what kind of Doritos? Anything other than Cool Ranch and she’s a leech on society.

WHY IS THIS A THING EVEN

Sometimes I think about eating people and even I think this fucked up.

“He’s been paid more than $10.5 million by the federal government to do all that.”

Our tax payer dollars at work, I suppose, and yet people get their tits in a twist about a woman in front of them at the grocery story buying Doritos with food stamps.

Modern day Joseph Mengle. Needs to be prosecuted.

I mean, yeah.

I’m not sure why this is news. Didn’t we all do this in sophomore Lit class after coming home drunk at 3am on exam day? No? Okay, move along. Nothing to see here.

Undocumented goats being paid cents on the dollar, no doubt. Thanks Ollama.

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!

It’s a great article if only for its outing of folks that don’t read articles before they hate post.