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Does anyone feel its overblown to be talking about jail for this? Its a mistake on both the boys and girls part, but nothing to go to jail over, and certainly not anything to wind up on a sex offender list for.

This is so bogus! When I was a kid the only thing trading cards were of baseball players and that didn’t result in sex.

ugh just ban teens

NO STAHP I’M V FUNNY AND COOK EXCELLENT BISCUITS AND I ALWAYS HAVE WEED

Yesterday you’d sleep with Justin Bieber, today you don’t like someecards. I don’t know if we can be friends.

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.

I am a parent. My kid has teachers. If I were snooping around on any of their social media pages and saw this, I would laugh hysterically and make a note to myself to up my end-of-school teacher gift game. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have to manage other people’s children all day long.

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

Ah ok, so teachers don’t have to put up with enough, let’s also take away their freedom to have a goddamn sense of humor about their jobs.

I find people who share someecards embarrassing so I understand this parent’s concern.

I finally joined the ranks of the cool kids and saw Mad Max yesterday, so I can wink knowingly in acknowledgment of your new handle.

Sure, except for the whole domestic violence thing

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I imagine living in hot & humid Louisiana gives a whole other dimension to ‘swamp-ass’.

See, now this is a #BlueLivesMatter issue I could actually get behind.