well she is his Barbie doll

Good lord. If you get sentenced to ten years in prison in Australia, what country do they send you to?

Speaking of tears, Kim Kardashian cried when Kanye threw away all her clothes.

Kinja gonna Kinje.

Don’t worry Bobby, the same picture glitch happened to me this am.

Wait, is it a joke that all the segments contain a photo of the pantsuit tee? Is this like the “What dress am I” quiz where we were all maxis

This is just about 17 copies of the same t shirt photograph and somehow I think that makes this post better.

It’s the least we can do. Considering all that the Pentagon gets wrong with Vets and other topics, they get this right. Maybe you would feel different if you had a family member or friend that died in a foreign land and never even had dignity or being returned home for closure. It is a hell that haunts many to this…

The Old Guard is now going to be commanded by Cpt. Marjana Bidwell, who is not only going to be the first female in history to be Company commander but also an old friend of mine. Beyond proud!

I thought this room was bad. After I stopped horror laughing I continued to scroll. And then I saw the room with the harp and the brass head of an Asian...

I don’t know that I think of ice cream immediately for Memorial Day, but like, does he realize that not everyone is lactose intolerant?

“a wine cellar, a spa, a master bedroom with a private sitting room, a front statue and fountain, and a separate living space for live-in staff or nannies”

I mean... What money is left after you buy and maintain that house?

Shrayber would’ve made this about weird fetishes where ice cream is eaten out of animal anuses, so you’re wrong. As long as Shrayber exists, no dude can be worse.

Fifteen million dollar house, doesn’t pay to wall mount and disguise shitty tv:

Step 3: Reality show on TLC to replace the 9,000 other shows they can’t air anymore because the stars are horrible people.

Step 1: BUY MEAN GIRLS MANSION

That is...beautiful. Speechless. You’re awesome.

This is like 50% of my booze consumption in the summer. What am I supposed to drink when we are recapping Game of Thrones and eating Chinese takeout? What am I supposed to drink when it is too early for whiskey or I am trying to pretend to be a delicate flower? OH THE HUMANITY!