Like seriously, what the fuck were you thinking when posting this? Drug trafficking may just be a little bit of harmless horseplay where you live but the shit just posted on here WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH if your plane lands in many parts of the world.
Am I the only human being who has never taken drugs and has absolutely no interest in doing so? Just curious.
The whole team is out of sight!
Dear flygirl,
Jezebel - we have no standards.
You are an overprivileged idiot.
Tara Jacoby FTW, again.
The graphic artist for Jez deserves a fucking award. I’m really impressed by the visuals for the last couple articles.
The Freedom Ship, weighing 2.7 million tons and 1371 meters long.
NO
Call me when he does. I would like to be non-judgmental and safe with him as well.
This is an interesting look into the pathology of how us Jezzies feel about a guy whipping his dick out. People seem to be amused, bemused, and/or ambivalent about Pratt doing it, but in a million and one other circumstances a guy who does this would be derided as a creep.
It’s been 12 years since the Buffy finale? God I’m old.
Chris, you’re doing it wrong. You’re just supposed to show your junk to me.
If Chris Pratt ever feels the need to be naked in a safe, non-judgmental environment, he is welcome to stop by my apartment any day of the week.
Yet when I pull my junk out it’s “illegal” and i “go to jail” and “get a restraining order” wtf is with this double standard
This! My immediate reaction was “Why would your stunted emotional growth keep you stuck at the LITERAL WORSE AGE. I have yet to meet an 8th grader I actually liked, and I am including myself as an 8th grader. I hated 13 year old me.