Lucifer reminds me of another show that this guy been in: Rush.

Why does Fox do sci-fi kinda shows when everyone knows they’ll axe it after one season?

It said I was in my 50’s... and I still get carded in the UK, as a 33-year-old...

That thing just hurts feelings:

Well, now you know. His irrational love of My So Called Life and complaints about the Jem movie should have been your first clues.

It thought I was 20 sober and 28 drunk. I am actually 27 and am not sure if this means I look young and booze ages me. Whatever, 10/10 would booze again XD

Beat me to it!

That thing said my 8 year old brother is a 35 year old woman.

You can now go back and retroactively win the “Grimmest sexts” award.

Try hot water or hitting it at an angle with a butterknife to open it.

I was just commenting elsewhere that I remembered this stuff from bio 101. It looks like the study was about a specific aspect of sexual selection, and it’s being misreported as having solved the mystery of why sexual reproduction exists (not really a mystery).

I told my mom she needed to remarry last night because I couldn’t open a salsa jar and she was having a lot of trouble with it. Eventually she got it open, so I guess she doesn’t need to... but I bet huge man hands could have done it quicker.

I would like to second the request for a science writer. I love Mark, but I’d also love to read more in depth articles about this stuff (on Jezebel, I’m aware I can go elsewhere for that if I need to).

Seems like a lot of effort and beetle-fucking to satisfy a hypothesis whose conclusion is basically taught in every Bio 101 course.

First of all, this isn’t an entirely new idea, only new evidence for an old idea (Muller’s ratchet).

Also jars. I need men because those damn jam jars are just too hard to opens. And then I'd be sad without jam.

When it works right and the person wielding it knows how it works. It sure can be a lot of fun.

It’s all about the peen amirite?

Excuse me has anyone seen my popcorn? Ah there it is.

Well, if men are to believed, then there’s a totally obvious reason why we’re still around. We provide the: