Never, ever take advice from a person who tells you “babies don’t need stability, they just love you.”

I think she meant that you didn’t have to be married in order to provide her a grandchild. So, seriously, get on it already.

WAY AHEAD OF YOU, SUCKERZZ

My mother once pointed out that I don’t need to be married to have a child.

As long as daddy has a job for him he’ll do fine. So we have to hope daddy is a broke, unemployed drunk with no connections. But that photo just screams, “My daddy owns a local car dealership.”

But false rape allegations, you know! Just because he admitted to it on tape doesn’t mean he really did it. What did her incoherent unconscious body do to make him think it was okay? Vagina having bodies always expecting to not be violated.

Someone please explain this legalese to me: why were eight of his years suspended? What does this mean? That he’ll never have to serve that time?

Did it work? The voice of reason chat with my mom has never stuck...and I have two siblings getting married this summer for her to focus on!

In a long term relationship. No marriage. No children..

If millennials aren’t getting married PLEASE tell my mailbox and Instagram/FB feeds that. I’m so tired of looking at pictures of center pieces in banquet halls every weekend.

iiiiiii KNOW! I bing-watched the entirety of SOA in 2 weeks because of Charlie.

Ugh.

Charlie. Hunnam.

Lolololol this makes it look like they are selling Taylor for $3.99

Yo, I read a tweet today that perfectly sums up my feelings about TayTay.

So women are valued for being hot but they can’t care that they are valued for being hot. Fantastic. I’m thrilled to raise a daughter in this culture.

That sound is Adultosaur fainting.

It’s so weird that they picked a photo where she doesn’t look much like herself to declare her the hottest woman alive.

KELVIN! declares those wear too much Wanderlust.