Yes.

approved

“Trouser snakes. Ugh. Why does it always have to be trouser snakes?”
-IndiAnna Jones and the Ceiling of Glass

I’m on the right, in light blue. Immediately before this, he was talking like he was in a Western (“this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”) and sent me a snapchat of a black screen with that Western whistley sound playing and some caption I can’t remember. I couldn’t get it to load; he said, “That’s unfortunate…

That’s very!

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

I am normally against most reboots and unneccessary sequals. However even without seeing the video and just based on that line sentence at the end, this is something we must make happen NAO!

Touch my butt & buy me pizza!?!? #LOVE

This is the sexting equivalent of Bogey and Bacall. I'm impressed!

your opening line makes no sense and would cause floods

Yeah I just scrolled through like 3 months of Gchat convos with my spouse and they’re all deliberately stupid. We are not so good at the sexting.

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

Full disclosure: I am mainly checking the comments to make sure that nothing I’ve sent ends up here.

...Actually kind of proud of this? For me, it’s sort of like I’m 2 and I just shit in the toilet for the first time, and I want everyone to see and be proud of me.

My good friend/sometimes fuck buddy.

I too am an excellent sexter. And just an FYI to the dudes my friends are hooking up with and sexting, there is an excellent chance many of those messages were drafted by me! One time me and my friend were hooking up with brothers and she was so flustered with the pace of the sexting so I jumped in and did it for…

Ugh I’ve never regretting deleting my ex’s (for lack of a better descriptor) texts until this moment right here. He was a dirty old man, more than 20 years my senior, and some of the things he thought qualified as “sexy talk” were just awful and also wonderful(ly hilarious).

Is it allowed to be intentionally stupid?

Can we get a follow-up Grim Yelp Review of our Grim Sexts?