This is the same guy who directed that One Direction movie. I think his whole shtick is being that guy that makes people go, “Wait...he directed that movie?!”

He’s taking advantage of the reason neither side wants that land- because conceding that they own that parcel would mean they could no longer assert ownership of a much larger and more valuable parcel.

While it is true that neither Sudan or Egypt (the two countries bracketing this “no man’s land”) are claiming this land, it’s not really no man’s land. There are any number of tribes that use the land. At the current time, neither Sudan or Egypt want the land, but my guess is after this little circus act, one or both…

YOU JUST BROUGHT THAT SHIT TO 11

Isn’t this what all those gun nuts have been preparing for? THE TIME HAS COME!

You could go game of thrones, kill him and force his daughter marry a male relative securing both your dominion over North Sudan and his home in VA.

I’m not in any way pro-military, but I would totally enlist in your army.

You can be my advisor when I become Khaleesi of White Man’s Land.

if you give money to this man’s kickstarter, here’s an idea: why dont you just give the money to me? you’ll be wasting your money just the same, PLUS whatever i’m planning to do with your money is going to be much more entertaining

Morgan Spurlock?

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.

Salt the earth with your saltiness, mori!

Those are the breaks. You want a state, you need to be able to defend it. I would recommend attacking before it get recognized by the UN. That way, there isn’t anyone to bitch to. Or if it becomes recognized by the UN, ally yourself with a security council member. That way, they won’t do anything about it.

I declare war on his kingdom.

The real elephant in the room:

Literally nothing there. Terra Nullius.

Morgan Sporlock (Super Size Me) is directing the Disney version of this story...

I’m do glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this. The massive hypocrisy on his part is gross, and you could argue the power dynamic is gross no matter whether she was into it or not, but the sexts themselves are pretty mild as such things go.

As a woman who shares a birthday with the Hoff, I approve this Tumblr.