Gasp! I think he’s flirting too. Bone him.

So I just want your thoughts...in my office, we have an IM system. The guy and I chat almost daily with each other on it. A few months back, the guy was talking about some stress he was feeling about work, and he starts describing how his job makes it hard for him to do things in his personal life, since he has a long…

Twin solidarity. Everyone always wants to ask me if my sister and I ever switched places in class/took each other’s tests/etc. No we did not. And then they get disappointed to find out I wasn’t living The Parent Trap IRL.

Um, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Updates ASAP!

and also deeply attractive.

I REALLY WANT TO. I think he does, too.

Oh man. She’s so so beautiful but utterly lacking in any charisma whatsoever.

I'm sorry.

If you have to go to school to be a stripper, keep your day job. (Or get a day job.)

If you’re gonna reach for a star, reach for the lowest one you can.

crying

yeah, my future

That’s not a giant cat. This is a giant cat. (please read this in the voice of Mick Dundee)

Sooooooo, whatcha thinkin' bout?

Riiiiight emergency landing... they just wanted to play some beach volleyball.

What????

I mean, I have one :)

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